oBsCuRe StUdIoS

I would have loved to come on here and give everyone some juicy-licious news about one of the latest projects the obscurity has been working on, but unfortunately for us all the stupid camera has decided to be a dirty dirty monkey and hoard the footage all to its lonesome.

Picture it now! Kayak-jousting! A monumental production that left the actors injured, fatigued, and hungry, if not a little more than suggestive, that never took flight all because a camera decided not to apply to that convenient store clerk position and spent the rest of its miserable life as a slacker in its parents' basement.

You dirty dirty whoopknacker of a cinemator!

Perhaps, one day far from now, the camera will die a horrible death (or at least get a little roughed up in a dark alley) and the top secret "lost" footage will finally be revealed, but until then, you'll all just have to sit there at your computer with your toweled robe and bag of potato chips and wonder:

"What the frak was on that Lost Footage??!!!!!!!"